Thursday, November 30, 2006

Yao, what is your favourite Scarface quote?

from Scott - Adelaide, Australia

Yao not know Australians like quote Scarface. Yao always say "say hello to my little friend" at practice, then point at Rafer Alston. Everyone get good laugh at that. Except Rafer Alston. But no one cares what that midget think.

Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Hey man how old are you?

from Nikko - Charlotte, NC

Yao not that old... on birth certificate (wink, wink). In reality, Yao 43 year old, same age as Ohio State player, Greg Oden. But at least Yao not pretend to be 19 year old... that just silly. Who are you fooling Greg Oden? Stop fronting, Yao says.

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Are you single?

from Sandy - West Side, CA

Hi Sandy. Yao actually have girlfriend. So no, Yao not single. Unless you hot. Then maybe Yao can "chill" with you on Westside. Yao down like that.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

How long are you gonna play for the Rockets?

from Rick - Houston, TX

Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.