Yao, do you like to be tall?

from Yoshida - Charlotte NC

Yes, Yao like be tall. Otherwise Yao be tiny. Like Yoshida. And then girls no like Yao, and they all tease. Like they tease Yoshida. It would make Yao sad to be so lonely. Fortunately, Yao not Yoshida. Yao laugh as Yoshida cry.

What is your name?

from Jake - Houston, Texas

Jake, Yao hopes you are either 4 year old, or a retard man like Corky from Life Goes On. One or other.

Yao, which movie do you like the best?

from Toby Zheng - Elmhurst, NY

Yao thinking long and hard on this question. So many good movies Yao can choose. After much thought, Yao say best movie must be Eurotrip.

Don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! So funny. Because Scotty *does* know. He really does.

Do you think you the the best center in NBA?

from Justin - Troy, OH

Justin, Yao definitely best center in NBA. At sudoku. Yao can do number puzzles like no other big man since Robert Parish.

Why do asians have such small weiners?

from Cesar - Houston, Texas

Cesar, this just myth. Yao penis, for instance not small. However, Yao do know that most people name Cesar are very homosexual. Not that Yao think anything wrong with that.

Yao, since u listen to jay-z, do you have your own rap lines?

from Michael - Xu, China

Yes Michael. Yao dropping lines all the time in locker room. Yao wrote this rap about Shane Battier:

Shane, Shane your name Yao said
Your head shaped like an alien head
You play good D, and you shoot 3
Before each game, Shane like to pee

You better player than other weird head bums
Like Sam Cassell or Sheldon Williams
So here's a rhyme for one bad dude
Too bad Shane go to fucking Duke

Shanghai represent... peace.

Does your girlfriend, Ye Li, live with you? Do you get your groove on with her?

from RoxRedGlare - H-Town, TX

Yao no live with girlfriend. Yao think this goes against Yao conservative upbringing. Living together before marriage not right. Yao firmly believe this. Yao also firmly believe in booty calls. Tap ass then kick bitch out, that how Yao was raised.