from Akaashi - Toronto, Canada
Dunk on Shaq feel like hitting transvestite hooker in mouth. Very good feeling. And Yao favorite player is T-Mac. Because if Yao not say this, T-Mac get mad. And if T-Mac mad, T-Mac no let Yao play Cranium with T-Mac friends. Then Yao cry. Because Yao good at Cranium.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Condom or no condom?
from Joey - Springville, IN
Got to be safe when tap ass, Joey. Wear that Jimmy hat, as elders say back in China.
Got to be safe when tap ass, Joey. Wear that Jimmy hat, as elders say back in China.
Yao, what do you do in your free time?
from Justin - Tokyo, Japan
Justin, Yao very busy man. Not have lots of free time. But when Yao have minute or two for spare, Yao like pop locking. Yao do a mean robot.
Justin, Yao very busy man. Not have lots of free time. But when Yao have minute or two for spare, Yao like pop locking. Yao do a mean robot.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Hey Yao, how your broken leg doing?, and why is your first name on the back of your jersey instead of your last?
from Fred T. - Houston, TX
Leg is healed now, Fred. Yao thank you for asking. As for name on jersey, Yao actually family name, like Smith or Johnson for American. That's why this name on back of Yao jersey. Hope this answer your question. Please say hi to your dad, Mr. T. Yao love him on A-Team. Yao pity the fool!
Leg is healed now, Fred. Yao thank you for asking. As for name on jersey, Yao actually family name, like Smith or Johnson for American. That's why this name on back of Yao jersey. Hope this answer your question. Please say hi to your dad, Mr. T. Yao love him on A-Team. Yao pity the fool!
Why is yaominute.com the gayest website ever?
from Tracy - Houston, TX
T-Mac, Yao know this you. T-Mac no pretend you don't love this website. Yao knows you read it all the time, and even print it out to put under pillow. Now Yao wonder what you dream about when you do this? Um, T-Mac, Yao no swing that way.
T-Mac, Yao know this you. T-Mac no pretend you don't love this website. Yao knows you read it all the time, and even print it out to put under pillow. Now Yao wonder what you dream about when you do this? Um, T-Mac, Yao no swing that way.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
What do you want to do after basketball?
from A.J. - Oakland, CA
Good question, A.J. Yao not think so much about life after basketball. Hmmm... Yao always want to make pottery. Yao like playing with clay as child. Maybe after retire, Yao can shape vase on potter wheel. But Yao also scared that ghost come and sit down with Yao and try make out with Yao while Yao try to work with clay. Dirty ghost! Yao no like.
Good question, A.J. Yao not think so much about life after basketball. Hmmm... Yao always want to make pottery. Yao like playing with clay as child. Maybe after retire, Yao can shape vase on potter wheel. But Yao also scared that ghost come and sit down with Yao and try make out with Yao while Yao try to work with clay. Dirty ghost! Yao no like.
Friday, January 5, 2007
When are you going to come back?
from Dora Akcay - Istanbul, Turkey
Are you asking when Yao come back to Turkey? Because Yao not sure he ever been there. But Yao have turkey for first time last Thanksgiving, and Yao like. But make Yao so sleepy. Just thinking about it make Yao want to take nap. Yao no... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Are you asking when Yao come back to Turkey? Because Yao not sure he ever been there. But Yao have turkey for first time last Thanksgiving, and Yao like. But make Yao so sleepy. Just thinking about it make Yao want to take nap. Yao no... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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