What are your predictions for your first round playoff series with the Jazz?

from Timmy - Boise, ID

This very timely question, Timmy. Yao no like boast, but Rockets will crush Jazz. Yao and Shane Battier have plan to give all Jazz starters wedgies before game. Then Jazz not be able to run fast. While they walk around in pain, Yao throw down on Jazz. By time wedgie pain go away, Rockets be up by 50. Even scrub players will play, and crowd will say, who this is? And Yao will listen. Because even Yao not know their names.

After such demoralize victory, Jazz too sad to compete hard. Rockets sweep!