Yao Like It When Other People Write About Me

Mad Props to my new friend. He write bad ass story about Yao is "Wolf in nice guy's clothing". Read here.

Back in action

Hello... This Yao, It very busy now but I want let you know that me back in action. Feel free to write Yao question.

By the way. If you wondering. Yao want Giants to win, because me Giant too.

Yao, I was so looking forward to seeing you in Austin at the Rockets training camp.

Why would you stay in Shanghai to represent a bunch of retards at the Special Olympics and not be with the Rockets on time? You disappoint me.

John - Creator of Yao Ming Mania

Hi John. Yao not appreciate you refer to Special Olympic athletes as "retards." This wrong. Yao like to say "from wrong side of rice paddy" or "bamboo skulls" or even "brains filled with semen of seven pandas," because Yao politically correct like this. Besides, Yao not need to go Rockets training camp. Give more time Steve Francis play post.

Um... you lost, Yao. Why?

Todd - Provo, UT

Todd, maybe Yao little hasty when say Rockets win easy in last post. Yao even typed smiley face and say Yao laugh at Jazz. Yao not laugh at all now. Yao cry.

Yao not cry this hard since play Monopoly with Luther Head, and Luther take dog piece and leave Yao with car. Yao *always* dog when play Monopoly. But Luther not give Yao dog. He just taunt Yao and bark every time Luther pass Go. That was saddest day in Yao life until yesterday.

But Yao know next year Rockets get revenge, just like Yao get revenge on Luther in Monopoly. Let just say Luther not pick dog anymore now that he know dog may or may not been in Dikembe Mutumbo butt at some point. Nxt year we do same to to Jazz. You be careful Carlos Boozer.

What do you plan to do for the summer since you will exit the playoffs very soon?

from Mehmet - Okur

Ha. This make Yao laugh, Mr. Mehmet from land of Okur. Yao not supposed to mention, but let just say certain commisioner of certain league ask Rockets to take easy on Jazz to keep people watching games.

But now it time. T-Mac and Yao cannot make Jazz feel good anymore. See you in Round 2, Mehmet! Oh wait, Yao forgot, Mehmet not be there to enjoy next round. Yao laugh again. Even type smiley face. :) So funny.

yao ming are you virgin?

from Yoshida - Charlotte, NC

Yao not kiss and tell. But come on, player, you know Yao not virgin! Ok, so maybe Yao tell Yoshida. But not kiss Yoshida. Yao still have some standards.

How was it kicking ass on game 1?

from icecold from NYC, NY

Yao not lie. It feel good. But Yao know work has just begun. Remember my movie, The Year of the Yao? That movie made a couple years too early, because THIS is the year of the Yao. Rockets in Finals. Take it to bank!