Why would you stay in Shanghai to represent a bunch of retards at the Special Olympics and not be with the Rockets on time? You disappoint me.
John - Creator of Yao Ming Mania
Hi John. Yao not appreciate you refer to Special Olympic athletes as "retards." This wrong. Yao like to say "from wrong side of rice paddy" or "bamboo skulls" or even "brains filled with semen of seven pandas," because Yao politically correct like this. Besides, Yao not need to go Rockets training camp. Give more time Steve Francis play post.
Showing posts with label Rockets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rockets. Show all posts
Monday, September 24, 2007
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Um... you lost, Yao. Why?
Todd - Provo, UT
Todd, maybe Yao little hasty when say Rockets win easy in last post. Yao even typed smiley face and say Yao laugh at Jazz. Yao not laugh at all now. Yao cry.
Yao not cry this hard since play Monopoly with Luther Head, and Luther take dog piece and leave Yao with car. Yao *always* dog when play Monopoly. But Luther not give Yao dog. He just taunt Yao and bark every time Luther pass Go. That was saddest day in Yao life until yesterday.
But Yao know next year Rockets get revenge, just like Yao get revenge on Luther in Monopoly. Let just say Luther not pick dog anymore now that he know dog may or may not been in Dikembe Mutumbo butt at some point. Nxt year we do same to to Jazz. You be careful Carlos Boozer.
Todd, maybe Yao little hasty when say Rockets win easy in last post. Yao even typed smiley face and say Yao laugh at Jazz. Yao not laugh at all now. Yao cry.
Yao not cry this hard since play Monopoly with Luther Head, and Luther take dog piece and leave Yao with car. Yao *always* dog when play Monopoly. But Luther not give Yao dog. He just taunt Yao and bark every time Luther pass Go. That was saddest day in Yao life until yesterday.
But Yao know next year Rockets get revenge, just like Yao get revenge on Luther in Monopoly. Let just say Luther not pick dog anymore now that he know dog may or may not been in Dikembe Mutumbo butt at some point. Nxt year we do same to to Jazz. You be careful Carlos Boozer.
Monday, April 30, 2007
What do you plan to do for the summer since you will exit the playoffs very soon?
from Mehmet - Okur
Ha. This make Yao laugh, Mr. Mehmet from land of Okur. Yao not supposed to mention, but let just say certain commisioner of certain league ask Rockets to take easy on Jazz to keep people watching games.
But now it time. T-Mac and Yao cannot make Jazz feel good anymore. See you in Round 2, Mehmet! Oh wait, Yao forgot, Mehmet not be there to enjoy next round. Yao laugh again. Even type smiley face. :) So funny.
Ha. This make Yao laugh, Mr. Mehmet from land of Okur. Yao not supposed to mention, but let just say certain commisioner of certain league ask Rockets to take easy on Jazz to keep people watching games.
But now it time. T-Mac and Yao cannot make Jazz feel good anymore. See you in Round 2, Mehmet! Oh wait, Yao forgot, Mehmet not be there to enjoy next round. Yao laugh again. Even type smiley face. :) So funny.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
How long are you gonna play for the Rockets?
from Rick - Houston, TX
Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.
Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.
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