How do you like playing with Tracy McGrady? He's one hell of a player.

from T. McG. - Houston, TX

After what T-Mac do last week, how dare he submit such silly question to try to win Yao friendship back. Yao still so mad.

Who's your best friend and which rapper do you like beside Jay-Z?

from Anthony - Montreal, Canada

Previously, Yao mention that T-Mac is Yao favorite. Well, T-Mac used to be Yao favorite. Until T-Mac cheat at Cranium last week. Yao mold owl out of clay, so obvious. But T-Mac want girlfriend team to win so not say correct answer. T-Mac say, "I not know, Yao, is that car? Or maybe hat?" Damn you T-Mac! It an owl! AN OWL! You know it, why not say right answer? Make Yao so mad.

So now, Yao looking for new best friend. Any volunteer? Oh, and Yao like Tupac in addition to Jay-Z. Yao even have "Thug Life" tattoo across stomach.

I was wondering what does it feel like to dunk on shaq? And who is your favorite basketball player?

from Akaashi - Toronto, Canada

Dunk on Shaq feel like hitting transvestite hooker in mouth. Very good feeling. And Yao favorite player is T-Mac. Because if Yao not say this, T-Mac get mad. And if T-Mac mad, T-Mac no let Yao play Cranium with T-Mac friends. Then Yao cry. Because Yao good at Cranium.

Why is yaominute.com the gayest website ever?

from Tracy - Houston, TX

T-Mac, Yao know this you. T-Mac no pretend you don't love this website. Yao knows you read it all the time, and even print it out to put under pillow. Now Yao wonder what you dream about when you do this? Um, T-Mac, Yao no swing that way.