Um... you lost, Yao. Why?

Todd - Provo, UT

Todd, maybe Yao little hasty when say Rockets win easy in last post. Yao even typed smiley face and say Yao laugh at Jazz. Yao not laugh at all now. Yao cry.

Yao not cry this hard since play Monopoly with Luther Head, and Luther take dog piece and leave Yao with car. Yao *always* dog when play Monopoly. But Luther not give Yao dog. He just taunt Yao and bark every time Luther pass Go. That was saddest day in Yao life until yesterday.

But Yao know next year Rockets get revenge, just like Yao get revenge on Luther in Monopoly. Let just say Luther not pick dog anymore now that he know dog may or may not been in Dikembe Mutumbo butt at some point. Nxt year we do same to to Jazz. You be careful Carlos Boozer.

How long are you gonna play for the Rockets?

from Rick - Houston, TX

Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.