What do you plan to do for the summer since you will exit the playoffs very soon?

from Mehmet - Okur

Ha. This make Yao laugh, Mr. Mehmet from land of Okur. Yao not supposed to mention, but let just say certain commisioner of certain league ask Rockets to take easy on Jazz to keep people watching games.

But now it time. T-Mac and Yao cannot make Jazz feel good anymore. See you in Round 2, Mehmet! Oh wait, Yao forgot, Mehmet not be there to enjoy next round. Yao laugh again. Even type smiley face. :) So funny.

How was it kicking ass on game 1?

from icecold from NYC, NY

Yao not lie. It feel good. But Yao know work has just begun. Remember my movie, The Year of the Yao? That movie made a couple years too early, because THIS is the year of the Yao. Rockets in Finals. Take it to bank!

What are your predictions for your first round playoff series with the Jazz?

from Timmy - Boise, ID

This very timely question, Timmy. Yao no like boast, but Rockets will crush Jazz. Yao and Shane Battier have plan to give all Jazz starters wedgies before game. Then Jazz not be able to run fast. While they walk around in pain, Yao throw down on Jazz. By time wedgie pain go away, Rockets be up by 50. Even scrub players will play, and crowd will say, who this is? And Yao will listen. Because even Yao not know their names.

After such demoralize victory, Jazz too sad to compete hard. Rockets sweep!