Yao, can I work for you? I will cook for you, drive for you, play computer games with you, clean up for you, even wash your dirty underwear for you.

from Raymond Yuen - Hong Kong, China

Very tempting, Raymond. Yao already have a Turtle that do all things you mention. If not watch Entourage, Raymond not know what Yao talking about. But Yao like to think of himself as tall asian Vinnie Chase. I guess that make T-Mac my Eric and Shane Battier my Johnny Drama. Yao so cool.