from Tracy - Houston, TX
T-Mac, Yao know this you. T-Mac no pretend you don't love this website. Yao knows you read it all the time, and even print it out to put under pillow. Now Yao wonder what you dream about when you do this? Um, T-Mac, Yao no swing that way.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
What do you want to do after basketball?
from A.J. - Oakland, CA
Good question, A.J. Yao not think so much about life after basketball. Hmmm... Yao always want to make pottery. Yao like playing with clay as child. Maybe after retire, Yao can shape vase on potter wheel. But Yao also scared that ghost come and sit down with Yao and try make out with Yao while Yao try to work with clay. Dirty ghost! Yao no like.
Good question, A.J. Yao not think so much about life after basketball. Hmmm... Yao always want to make pottery. Yao like playing with clay as child. Maybe after retire, Yao can shape vase on potter wheel. But Yao also scared that ghost come and sit down with Yao and try make out with Yao while Yao try to work with clay. Dirty ghost! Yao no like.
Friday, January 5, 2007
When are you going to come back?
from Dora Akcay - Istanbul, Turkey
Are you asking when Yao come back to Turkey? Because Yao not sure he ever been there. But Yao have turkey for first time last Thanksgiving, and Yao like. But make Yao so sleepy. Just thinking about it make Yao want to take nap. Yao no... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Are you asking when Yao come back to Turkey? Because Yao not sure he ever been there. But Yao have turkey for first time last Thanksgiving, and Yao like. But make Yao so sleepy. Just thinking about it make Yao want to take nap. Yao no... zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Yao, what is your favourite Scarface quote?
from Scott - Adelaide, Australia
Yao not know Australians like quote Scarface. Yao always say "say hello to my little friend" at practice, then point at Rafer Alston. Everyone get good laugh at that. Except Rafer Alston. But no one cares what that midget think.
Yao not know Australians like quote Scarface. Yao always say "say hello to my little friend" at practice, then point at Rafer Alston. Everyone get good laugh at that. Except Rafer Alston. But no one cares what that midget think.
Tuesday, August 8, 2006
Hey man how old are you?
from Nikko - Charlotte, NC
Yao not that old... on birth certificate (wink, wink). In reality, Yao 43 year old, same age as Ohio State player, Greg Oden. But at least Yao not pretend to be 19 year old... that just silly. Who are you fooling Greg Oden? Stop fronting, Yao says.
Yao not that old... on birth certificate (wink, wink). In reality, Yao 43 year old, same age as Ohio State player, Greg Oden. But at least Yao not pretend to be 19 year old... that just silly. Who are you fooling Greg Oden? Stop fronting, Yao says.
Tuesday, August 1, 2006
Are you single?
from Sandy - West Side, CA
Hi Sandy. Yao actually have girlfriend. So no, Yao not single. Unless you hot. Then maybe Yao can "chill" with you on Westside. Yao down like that.
Hi Sandy. Yao actually have girlfriend. So no, Yao not single. Unless you hot. Then maybe Yao can "chill" with you on Westside. Yao down like that.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
How long are you gonna play for the Rockets?
from Rick - Houston, TX
Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.
Yao love play for Rockets, and hope to play there for 300 more years. Of course, Yao not really able to live for 300 years. That impossible. Unless Yao was Dikembe Mutombo. But no. Yao is not.
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