Why do asians have such small weiners?

from Cesar - Houston, Texas

Cesar, this just myth. Yao penis, for instance not small. However, Yao do know that most people name Cesar are very homosexual. Not that Yao think anything wrong with that.

Yao, since u listen to jay-z, do you have your own rap lines?

from Michael - Xu, China

Yes Michael. Yao dropping lines all the time in locker room. Yao wrote this rap about Shane Battier:

Shane, Shane your name Yao said
Your head shaped like an alien head
You play good D, and you shoot 3
Before each game, Shane like to pee

You better player than other weird head bums
Like Sam Cassell or Sheldon Williams
So here's a rhyme for one bad dude
Too bad Shane go to fucking Duke

Shanghai represent... peace.

Does your girlfriend, Ye Li, live with you? Do you get your groove on with her?

from RoxRedGlare - H-Town, TX

Yao no live with girlfriend. Yao think this goes against Yao conservative upbringing. Living together before marriage not right. Yao firmly believe this. Yao also firmly believe in booty calls. Tap ass then kick bitch out, that how Yao was raised.

I was wondering what does it feel like to dunk on shaq? And who is your favorite basketball player?

from Akaashi - Toronto, Canada

Dunk on Shaq feel like hitting transvestite hooker in mouth. Very good feeling. And Yao favorite player is T-Mac. Because if Yao not say this, T-Mac get mad. And if T-Mac mad, T-Mac no let Yao play Cranium with T-Mac friends. Then Yao cry. Because Yao good at Cranium.

Condom or no condom?

from Joey - Springville, IN

Got to be safe when tap ass, Joey. Wear that Jimmy hat, as elders say back in China.

Yao, what do you do in your free time?

from Justin - Tokyo, Japan

Justin, Yao very busy man. Not have lots of free time. But when Yao have minute or two for spare, Yao like pop locking. Yao do a mean robot.

Hey Yao, how your broken leg doing?, and why is your first name on the back of your jersey instead of your last?

from Fred T. - Houston, TX

Leg is healed now, Fred. Yao thank you for asking. As for name on jersey, Yao actually family name, like Smith or Johnson for American. That's why this name on back of Yao jersey. Hope this answer your question. Please say hi to your dad, Mr. T. Yao love him on A-Team. Yao pity the fool!