from Jake - Houston, Texas
Jake, Yao hopes you are either 4 year old, or a retard man like Corky from Life Goes On. One or other.
Monday, February 19, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Yao, which movie do you like the best?
from Toby Zheng - Elmhurst, NY
Yao thinking long and hard on this question. So many good movies Yao can choose. After much thought, Yao say best movie must be Eurotrip.
Don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! So funny. Because Scotty *does* know. He really does.
Yao thinking long and hard on this question. So many good movies Yao can choose. After much thought, Yao say best movie must be Eurotrip.
Don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! So funny. Because Scotty *does* know. He really does.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Do you think you the the best center in NBA?
from Justin - Troy, OH
Justin, Yao definitely best center in NBA. At sudoku. Yao can do number puzzles like no other big man since Robert Parish.
Justin, Yao definitely best center in NBA. At sudoku. Yao can do number puzzles like no other big man since Robert Parish.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Why do asians have such small weiners?
from Cesar - Houston, Texas
Cesar, this just myth. Yao penis, for instance not small. However, Yao do know that most people name Cesar are very homosexual. Not that Yao think anything wrong with that.
Cesar, this just myth. Yao penis, for instance not small. However, Yao do know that most people name Cesar are very homosexual. Not that Yao think anything wrong with that.
Yao, since u listen to jay-z, do you have your own rap lines?
from Michael - Xu, China
Yes Michael. Yao dropping lines all the time in locker room. Yao wrote this rap about Shane Battier:
Shanghai represent... peace.
Yes Michael. Yao dropping lines all the time in locker room. Yao wrote this rap about Shane Battier:
Shane, Shane your name Yao said
Your head shaped like an alien head
You play good D, and you shoot 3
Before each game, Shane like to pee
You better player than other weird head bums
Like Sam Cassell or Sheldon Williams
So here's a rhyme for one bad dude
Too bad Shane go to fucking Duke
Shanghai represent... peace.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Does your girlfriend, Ye Li, live with you? Do you get your groove on with her?
from RoxRedGlare - H-Town, TX
Yao no live with girlfriend. Yao think this goes against Yao conservative upbringing. Living together before marriage not right. Yao firmly believe this. Yao also firmly believe in booty calls. Tap ass then kick bitch out, that how Yao was raised.
Yao no live with girlfriend. Yao think this goes against Yao conservative upbringing. Living together before marriage not right. Yao firmly believe this. Yao also firmly believe in booty calls. Tap ass then kick bitch out, that how Yao was raised.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
I was wondering what does it feel like to dunk on shaq? And who is your favorite basketball player?
from Akaashi - Toronto, Canada
Dunk on Shaq feel like hitting transvestite hooker in mouth. Very good feeling. And Yao favorite player is T-Mac. Because if Yao not say this, T-Mac get mad. And if T-Mac mad, T-Mac no let Yao play Cranium with T-Mac friends. Then Yao cry. Because Yao good at Cranium.
Dunk on Shaq feel like hitting transvestite hooker in mouth. Very good feeling. And Yao favorite player is T-Mac. Because if Yao not say this, T-Mac get mad. And if T-Mac mad, T-Mac no let Yao play Cranium with T-Mac friends. Then Yao cry. Because Yao good at Cranium.
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