CAN I GET MY JAY-Z CD BACK YAO?

from Steve Francis - New York, NY

Haha, you funny Steve Francis. You my dog. And no. Yao keep Jay-Z. Jigga what? Jigga who?

Do you think you can beat me one on one?

from Wang ZhiZhi - Bayi, China

Let being honest, Wang. Yao own Wang many time on mean streets of Shanghai. Once Yao make Wang cry. It was not hard. It was when Yao brought Million Dollar Baby DVD to Wang house after game.

So touching when Clint take care of paralyze girl. So touching.

Yao darling, how big is your crocadile?

from Triana Daslin - Boston, MA

Triana, baby. Yao crocodile is 9 feet long.

However, Yao penis only 5 inches long. But thick. Very thick. Like tree trunk.

Who's Better you or Shaq?

from Luc Nguyen - Arlington, TX

Shaq ain't got nothing on Yao, Luc. Of course, Yao refer to fine art of MineSweeper. Yao tell Shaq, no bring weak shit in house when Shaq try click mouse on box that had mine. Whatever dog, Shaq not see 4's and 3's next to blank box? So obvious, player!

Can you give me a shoutout on your next game against Miami?

from Cam - Victoria, BC

Yes, Yao shout you out in next game. Cam you dig it? Yao say CAMMMMMMMM YOUUUUUUUU DIGGGGGGG ITTTTTTTTTT?

Yao, do you like to be tall?

from Yoshida - Charlotte NC

Yes, Yao like be tall. Otherwise Yao be tiny. Like Yoshida. And then girls no like Yao, and they all tease. Like they tease Yoshida. It would make Yao sad to be so lonely. Fortunately, Yao not Yoshida. Yao laugh as Yoshida cry.

What is your name?

from Jake - Houston, Texas

Jake, Yao hopes you are either 4 year old, or a retard man like Corky from Life Goes On. One or other.