Um... you lost, Yao. Why?

Todd - Provo, UT

Todd, maybe Yao little hasty when say Rockets win easy in last post. Yao even typed smiley face and say Yao laugh at Jazz. Yao not laugh at all now. Yao cry.

Yao not cry this hard since play Monopoly with Luther Head, and Luther take dog piece and leave Yao with car. Yao *always* dog when play Monopoly. But Luther not give Yao dog. He just taunt Yao and bark every time Luther pass Go. That was saddest day in Yao life until yesterday.

But Yao know next year Rockets get revenge, just like Yao get revenge on Luther in Monopoly. Let just say Luther not pick dog anymore now that he know dog may or may not been in Dikembe Mutumbo butt at some point. Nxt year we do same to to Jazz. You be careful Carlos Boozer.

What do you plan to do for the summer since you will exit the playoffs very soon?

from Mehmet - Okur

Ha. This make Yao laugh, Mr. Mehmet from land of Okur. Yao not supposed to mention, but let just say certain commisioner of certain league ask Rockets to take easy on Jazz to keep people watching games.

But now it time. T-Mac and Yao cannot make Jazz feel good anymore. See you in Round 2, Mehmet! Oh wait, Yao forgot, Mehmet not be there to enjoy next round. Yao laugh again. Even type smiley face. :) So funny.

yao ming are you virgin?

from Yoshida - Charlotte, NC

Yao not kiss and tell. But come on, player, you know Yao not virgin! Ok, so maybe Yao tell Yoshida. But not kiss Yoshida. Yao still have some standards.

How was it kicking ass on game 1?

from icecold from NYC, NY

Yao not lie. It feel good. But Yao know work has just begun. Remember my movie, The Year of the Yao? That movie made a couple years too early, because THIS is the year of the Yao. Rockets in Finals. Take it to bank!

What are your predictions for your first round playoff series with the Jazz?

from Timmy - Boise, ID

This very timely question, Timmy. Yao no like boast, but Rockets will crush Jazz. Yao and Shane Battier have plan to give all Jazz starters wedgies before game. Then Jazz not be able to run fast. While they walk around in pain, Yao throw down on Jazz. By time wedgie pain go away, Rockets be up by 50. Even scrub players will play, and crowd will say, who this is? And Yao will listen. Because even Yao not know their names.

After such demoralize victory, Jazz too sad to compete hard. Rockets sweep!

Yao, u finally going 2 marry ur longtime GF this summer or next fall. Why take so long to marry Ye Li?

from Ping Ni - Philly, PA

Mom, Yao know this you. Stop pressure Yao! Yao still young and too hip to settle down. Let Yao breathe!

My twentieth high school reunion is coming up. I was a big loser in high school, and I just want to impress my old class mates. Will you be my date?

from Jenny T - Los Angeles, CA

Jenny, this make Yao blush. Yao very happy in relationship, so no can take you to reunion. Unless Jenny send Yao picture. And Jenny turn out to be very hot. Then maybe Yao figure something out. Oh wait, Jenny say 20th reunion? Wow. Um... yeah. Yao busy.