Why is it that every time I read something about you I get an orgasm?

from Pryuen - Hong Kong, China

Yao think Pryuen just a tease. But if what Pryuen say true, Yao about to make your day. Yao write about himself for Pryuen to "enjoy" lots and lots:

• Yao like puppies
  
• Yao once win spelling bee contest as kid
  
• Yao love Cherry Coke
  
• Yao make mittens out of yarn
  
• Yao no like spiders
  
• Yao can drop it like hot on dance floor

Ok, Yao stop now. Not want you to explode because have too much pleasure.